Best Phone Message Ever!

So, this was the message left on my phone:

In a world where swing dancing is the only thing that matters, and the Charleston is fun to do, one man struggles to get to Speakeasy before it closes.
This Spring, Jeff M. Lewis stars in: The Traveling Swing Dancer.
(Faster) He's leaving at 11:15, will hope to get there before 2am, not suitable for all children.

I just had to immortalize the wonderful cleverness of my friends. Because Jeff is awesome. He even did the voice. It was so very amusing. :) Thanks Jeff!