Silly Kids

So, we are spending an entire day rescoring assessments that have been given to the kids in our study. Currently, these are my favorite answers:

After reading an entire story about how a dragon and a man cooperated to make a lake larger:
What lesson could be learned from this story? "That dragons are friendly and they exist."

Why did the milk fall down? "The dog fell into it"

After reading a story about Baobob trees:
What would be a good title for this story?
"The boba tree"

What does police mean?
"They arrest people and can see in the dark."

Maybe if I become a policewoman I'll be able to see in the dark and perhaps someday I'll run into a friendly dragon. :)