Sleep Clinic Stories

So, the sleep clinic is on the same floor as our office. Unfortunately, our office is immediately at the top of the stairs, and sometimes visitors fail to realize that if you turn to the right you can go around the stairs and reach the sleep clinic and other offices on the second floor.

Today I had a man come in and say "I'm looking for Barbara."
"Ok sir, are you looking for the sleep clinic?"
"No. I'm looking for Barbara who is at the sleep clinic."

Right. So, you're looking for the sleep clinic. Is this really a hard deduction to make? I'm amused.